We retire our UPS guy with a bottle of tequila instead of a gold watch . . . .

We ship backpacking and camping gear rentals every day to customers all across the country, mostly through UPS.  We've had the same local driver for about 9 years, and today he abandoned us to retire.  Owner Dallas sent him on his way with his favorite adult beverage foundation - a fine bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila. Our guys tried to get him to share some shots on his last day, but he followed the UPS company rules to the bitter end, that for some reason frown on tequila on a route.  After work today, we bet it's another story . . . .